Why am I attempting to write porn? Am I really that stupid?
Dear Lieutenant Colonel Maes Hughes,
I hate you for being such a woobie. I wouldn't want to write about you having sex with other hot, fictional, animated guys if you weren't such a woobie. And stop showing up in the anime at times you weren't in the manga. That just makes me love you more.
Way too much love,
Dear Colonel Roy Mustang,
Stop being such a sexy bastard with internal angst. You know I can never resist angst.
Somewhat less love.
Dear Major Edward Elric,
I'm sorry I can't seem to slash you with anyone
Dear Alphonse Elric.
I'd so do you if my heart didn't belong to Hughes. Sorry.
Do you want me to start the crack!crossover of doom? Or do you want to?