thedeadparrot (thedeadparrot) wrote,
thedeadparrot
thedeadparrot

Yet another post about FMA. No, I won't shut up about it.

Dear friendslist,

Why am I attempting to write porn? Am I really that stupid?

Love,
me


Dear Lieutenant Colonel Maes Hughes,

I hate you for being such a woobie. I wouldn't want to write about you having sex with other hot, fictional, animated guys if you weren't such a woobie. And stop showing up in the anime at times you weren't in the manga. That just makes me love you more.

Way too much love,
me


Dear Colonel Roy Mustang,

Stop being such a sexy bastard with internal angst. You know I can never resist angst.

Somewhat less love.
me


Dear Major Edward Elric,

I'm sorry I can't seem to slash you with anyone besides your brother. You're cute and sweet, but kinda psychotic.

Sincerely,
me

Dear Alphonse Elric.

I'd so do you if my heart didn't belong to Hughes. Sorry.

-me

Dear tatooine,

Do you want me to start the crack!crossover of doom? Or do you want to?

Lurve,
me
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