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thedeadparrot
14 September 2005 @ 11:27 am
Yeah, I'm an atheist, for the most part, and I have a tendency of being loud and obnoxious about it, but I have a confession to make.

I do, in fact, have a religion.

I mean, I would have mentioned this before, but it's just that... it's kind of hard to talk about, you know? And it was easier to pretend to be atheist. But thanks to Bobby Henderson, I feel like I can finally speak out. I have all been touched by His Noodly Appendage, and it was one of the most transcendental moments of my life.

I know I've said that I don't care what you believe in, as long as you don't force me to believe the same thing, but now I'll have to be hypocritical. We cannot have His word be unheard. We cannot allow American high schools to go around teaching us that we evolved from apes, when it is clear that He designed us to dress like pirates. That would be wrong and blasphemous.

So let us not be afraid to speak out, brothers and sisters! Let us celebrate and eat pasta in His name! We can change the American school system to cater to our narrow view of the world!
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thedeadparrot
14 September 2005 @ 06:16 pm
Poll #570632 I am trying to avoid Econ homework. Amuse me.

More Maybe Tomorrow-verse?

Yes.
4(50.0%)
No.
1(12.5%)
Only if it has porn.
3(37.5%)

Should I post the next chapter of I Might Be Wrong today/tomorrw?

No. Wait to get the whole thing finished.
0(0.0%)
No. It sucks.
1(12.5%)
Yes. You've kept us waiting for long enough, h0r.
2(25.0%)
Yeah. I'm bored and need amusement.
2(25.0%)
Vat ees thees "I Might Be Wrong" thaht you refer to?
3(37.5%)

Would you like to be touched by His Noodly Appendage?

Yes! Yes! Yes!
6(75.0%)
Yeah. Did I hear something about a stripper factory and a beer volcano?
1(12.5%)
Sure. It's not like I have anything better to do.
0(0.0%)
No, heathen.
1(12.5%)
Dude, wtf?
0(0.0%)

Ticky box?

Ticky box!
0(0.0%)
Ticky box!
0(0.0%)
Ticky box!
0(0.0%)
Don't you have some Econ homework that's really hard and due tomorrow?
2(20.0%)
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