The hell I'll subject myself to:
If Bush wins, I'll write Roy/Ed or Harry/Draco. Whichever one makes less sense to me at the time.
If Kerry wins, I'll either include entire chapters of Sirius/Remus in my NaNoWriMo novel (somewhat randomly) or write both a Sirius/Remus and a Hughes/Roy epic.
And I'll cry either way.
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