thedeadparrot (thedeadparrot) wrote,

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FACT: Asians have college-application-triggered genes that makes them go insane.

If you are a parent, you will become 100x more obsessed with the details of your children's lives and will try to micromanage their existence until they are finished.

If you are that child, you will obsess and freak out and go through wierd depressive moods where you are the most horrible thing on the face of the Earth and therefore must go kill yourself right now, omg.

Fuck it. I need this year to be over and for my parents to get the fuck away from me. Like now.
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