But before Alias begins, I leave you with this conversation:
thedeadparrot: i have this strange uge to write Jack/Sloane rimming after i break my porn cherry just to squick some people
thedeadparrot: it'd be fun
tatooine: *whines* Buthey'reoldandwrinkly!!1!
thedeadparrot: i know
thedeadparrot: that's the beauty of it