I have come to realize that none of you have appeared on F_W (which in this fandom is something of a statistical anomaly), and I have to ask you all one thing:
DUDE, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?
I mean, seriously, I want front row seats for these things, and since the amount of wank on fm_alchemist has dried up recently, I've been getting second-hand wank. Second-hand. As an FMA BNF (I'm on Scimitar Smile, bitches. That means I'm automatically granted l33t BNF status), I demand that my minions start wanking up a storm for my amusement.
Get to it.
Much love (and some disappointment),