thedeadparrot (thedeadparrot) wrote,
thedeadparrot
thedeadparrot

Dear Mark/Eduardo,

I'm sorry, but I just might cheat on you with two other white guys who undergo a tragic, angsty breakup.

I would say it's not you, it's me, but they already have superpowers and tragic backstories and mommy issues, and they spend more time lifting submarines out of the water and shit.

Raven is kind of badass.

Plus, I think they're a lot kinkier than you are. Sorry.

Love,
me


Mini-review: X-Men: Yeah, They Made Another One isn't perfect by any means, but it is pretty good. It manages its character arcs well. It sucks when it comes to handling race. Fassbender fucking owns every scene he's in. It's as slashy as it sounds. LOL CIA. LOL Kevin Bacon.

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