thedeadparrot (thedeadparrot) wrote,

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For everyone who is as screwed up as I am having a bad Valentine's Day:

Disclaimer: I made it all up, if you couldn't tell.

George Walker Bush was not in a good mood. Today was Valentine's Day and his boyfriend had not given him anything. Not even a card.

His secretary buzzed in, “Prime Minister Blair is on the phone.”

George nearly fell down trying to get to the phone. “Tony! I almost thought you forgot it was Valentine's Day!”

Tony answered a few seconds late. “Err... Valentine's Day? Right. Happy Valentine's Day.”

George was furious. “You forgot, didn't you! I can't believe you!”

Tony replied meekly, “I'm sorry. Cultural differences and all of that. Will you be my valentine?”

George beamed. “Of course.”
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