Disclaimer: I made it all up, if you couldn't tell.
George Walker Bush was not in a good mood. Today was Valentine's Day and his boyfriend had not given him anything. Not even a card.
His secretary buzzed in, “Prime Minister Blair is on the phone.”
George nearly fell down trying to get to the phone. “Tony! I almost thought you forgot it was Valentine's Day!”
Tony answered a few seconds late. “Err... Valentine's Day? Right. Happy Valentine's Day.”
George was furious. “You forgot, didn't you! I can't believe you!”
Tony replied meekly, “I'm sorry. Cultural differences and all of that. Will you be my valentine?”
George beamed. “Of course.”